Lord Viking (@lordvikinglive) 's Twitter Profile
Lord Viking

@lordvikinglive

Artist, Writer, Painter, Sculptor & Castle Owner.
Musician/Guitarist/Vocalist/Composer.
Amateur Architect/ Amateur Purveyor of Puns !
Consilio et Prudentia !

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Missing Pets GB (@missingpetsgb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

ISLA COCKAPOO went missing JULY 2024 on a walk in forestry near Durris, Aberdeenshire, Scotland. She could be anywhere now. Do you recognise her as the dog that arrived in your park or neighbourhood during the last year? A reward is offered for information leading to her return.

ISLA COCKAPOO went missing JULY 2024 on a walk in forestry near Durris, Aberdeenshire, Scotland.
She could be anywhere now. Do you recognise her as the dog that arrived in your park or neighbourhood during the last year?
A reward is offered for information leading to her return.
Northampton Cats Protection (@catsnorthampton) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Has anyone seen Snowy he's a male Neutered &microchipped we're unsure of age. He has gone missing from his home in Upper Thrift Street #Northampton NN1. He was last seen on 30/08/25 if you've seen him or know his whereabouts call 0344 700 3251 quoting ref S25-030 #kittyloafmonday

Has anyone seen Snowy he's a male Neutered &microchipped we're unsure of age. He has gone missing from his home in Upper Thrift Street #Northampton NN1. He was last seen on 30/08/25 if you've seen him or know his whereabouts call 0344 700 3251 quoting ref S25-030
#kittyloafmonday
Missing Pets GB (@missingpetsgb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Belle has been SIGHTED in ACTON #W3 Friday 29th approx. 6pm. She’s still wearing her harness and no lead. She is easily spooked please don’t chase her or shout her name as it’s by a very busy area. 🙏 Please just call her owner asap

Belle has been SIGHTED in ACTON #W3 Friday 29th approx. 6pm. She’s still wearing her harness and no lead.

She is easily spooked please don’t chase her or shout her name as it’s by a very busy area. 🙏

Please just call her owner asap
Missing Pets GB (@missingpetsgb) 's Twitter Profile Photo

🐕 #Liverpool #EdgeHill MITZY missing since 25 August 2025 from her garden when the gate was left open. #L7 area- Mitzy is a 7 year old, merle chihuahua cross. Mitzy is chipped. Do not chase her if seen, please call number below asap.

🐕 #Liverpool #EdgeHill MITZY missing since 25 August 2025 from her garden when the gate was left open.
#L7 area- Mitzy is a 7 year old, merle chihuahua cross. Mitzy is chipped.
Do not chase her if seen, please call number below asap.
Lord Viking (@lordvikinglive) 's Twitter Profile Photo

It doesn’t matter if you’re tall, short, fat, thin, rich, poor, at the end of the day.... It’s night. #TuesdayTitters🍸

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Kelvin: What's that you're reading? Boris: A book on Fire Safety. Kelvin: Aha! They say you should test your fire alarm at least once a month. But it’s costing me a fortune in houses. #TuesdayTitters🍸

hel wittman (@wittmanhelga) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#missingdog ⚠️ #bringGracieHome ⚠️ #findGraciePershore ⚠️ Gracie has been missing since September 8th from Pershore Worcestershire WR10 Please look out for her and report potential sightings Missing Pets GB

Rosie Doc (@rosiedoc666) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#StolenDogHour Have you seen Cipriani?He may have a different name?Did u adopt him from #SaveaPaw in #Billericay he’s a 5/ 6 year old #ChowChow all we want to know is that he is safe and well, pls get in touch with any info TY doglost.co.uk/dog/199844 number1essexgirl Stolen Missing Longtimelost 🐾Where Are They All

#StolenDogHour 
Have you seen Cipriani?He may have a different name?Did u adopt him from #SaveaPaw  in #Billericay he’s a 5/ 6 year old #ChowChow all we want to know is that he is safe and well, pls get in touch with any info TY 
doglost.co.uk/dog/199844
<a href="/Number1essexgir/">number1essexgirl</a> <a href="/HunnyJax/">Stolen Missing Longtimelost 🐾Where Are They All</a>
Lord Viking (@lordvikinglive) 's Twitter Profile Photo

All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me. I can stop any time. #WednesdayWit🍸

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Me: Peanut oil is made from peanuts right? Frank: Right. Me: And Olive oil is made from? Frank: Olives. Me: I'm not buying any more baby oil. #WednesdayWit🍸

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Boris: What's that you're reading? Kelvin: A book on Concrete. Boris: Aha! I used to work at a concrete plant, but I had to quit. My job just got harder & harder. #WednesdayWit🍸

spaniel alert (@rosiedoc2) 's Twitter Profile Photo

#SpanielHour MABEL a 20 week old #Cavapoo is missing from her back garden in the Great Central area of #Loughborough ( Elms Grove ) since around 6.30am 15/8/25 Friendly but will be scared and nervous Red/ginger/tan white tuft on chin CHIPPED doglost.co.uk/dog/199601

#SpanielHour 

MABEL a 20 week old #Cavapoo is missing from her back garden in the Great Central area of #Loughborough ( Elms Grove ) since around 6.30am 15/8/25 
Friendly but will be scared and nervous 
Red/ginger/tan white tuft on chin 
CHIPPED 

doglost.co.uk/dog/199601
Lord Viking (@lordvikinglive) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Kelvin: What's that you're reading? Boris: A book on Flat Earth Theory. Kelvin: Aha! I don’t get why people buy into the flat earth theory. I mean, the arguments for it aren’t even well rounded. #BadJokeThursday🍸