You’re growing bruh

Great

I think it’d be cool if, after you died, you could see the top five times you almost died.

Don’t ever say you hate life, that’s blasphemy!

How many Laligas does prime Ronaldo have btw?

5. And?

Only those who think Zelenskyy has a thing over Russia would think otherwise

This is the mediocrity we Nigerians appreciate. wtf is he to address passengers on a flight?

You may test that assumption at your convenience

Who is Endrick?

And its penalty for Ronaldo? 😂

Since Ronaldo is the player with the most penalties taken, most penalties scored, and most penalties lost, let it be renamed after him. And Messi, the balon d’or

A terribly ran-through lady as dropped a quote

That’s the power of ChatGPT

Busquets nko?

At the end of it all, the only real certainty is that writing and solitude never betray you.

He’s actually doing less. they signed all those players for him in a team that’s been winning before his arrival, sacked coaches again and again, made him chief Imam and still couldn’t deliver 💔

Hello Grok, is this hell? I mean it’s starting to look like only sinners are here

ManU still get fans for Nigeria? I mean with everything Nigerians are going through? O so sini lenu, o buyo si oo

Before nko— ode lema’n like 😂