Upside down hat at Augusta? This beyond a shrink, this is a we’ve lost the plot

Goodbye old friend, it’s been fun

Nothing like preparing to spilt the G’s in an empty bar because you crashed out watching your NFL team do some retarded shit in the draft

Rocking with the respecter of women koozie today

The left and Mary Kate would hate to see a white boy having a $30 airport beer wouldn’t they? #LANK

Stuck behind an Indian in the jetway, that’s gotta be a #shrink

Blessed to announce my commitment to UH and Coach Fritz, gonna bring that Cooper DeJean energy to Third Ward 💯💯🙏🙏🔥🔥❗️

No one in this dive bar knows that a extremely niche UH Burner has entered the room

Great beer to have while taking a nice shit

God if you can hear my prayers you’ll overturn this trailer and let the goods spill out

It’s 2025 and we still can’t escape Blockie

No one knows a Big 12 takeover of the touch tunes is being planned

Does anything beat a solid piss in a shitty dive bar bathroom?

Shitting in the bar should not be shamed

Apparently not only are they elite on scam calls but also elite at cornhole

Is this a gold scar?

I’m gonna be furious if the Iranians derail the vibe of a white boy on a patio

Yeah I’m working so hard in the office that I got sucked into watching this Japanese guy review beer

They don’t know a niche former Big 12 burner is watching the US (yes it’s called soccer)

The Redcoats are trembling in fear I’m having a beautiful summer shandy on this Independence Day