gooooob morning. i helped walk the small neighbor human. to the bus at the end of the street. i tried to get on with them. but was quickly denied. they know that with an education. i’d be too powerful

i am feeling chaotic today. so i am off to look for trouble. if i cannot find it. i will create it

Jesus loves you. Do you love Jesus?

i may have gotten bigger. but my desire to be held. has remained constant

i am tired of the human pretending. they don't control the weather. sometimes they open the door. and it leads into the rain. but i have literally seen them. open the exact same door. and it be sunny on the other side

Healthy reminder that Christ is King

here is what. i plan to accomplish today: 2. bark loudly. but at nothing 7. lose my ball under the couch 7b. politely ask the human. to get my ball 3. immediately lose it again. under the same couch 4. big nap. you have worked hard 2. repeat

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Freeza showing up in Dragon Ball Daima like

You didn't think I'd miss Friday the 13th...in OCTOBER...of course not. See you at 12:30pm EST

stealing a sock from the laundry: easy. childish. been done many times before stealing a sock directly from the human’s foot: brave. daring. immediately in the history books

there are no rules these days. i didn’t even put my collar on today. just walked around the house naked

the human and i. are at a big party. with the whole family. and i was asked not to bring up. any controversial topics. such as: • pills wrapped in cheese • sticks in the household • ears going inside out • escalators • whether i can get on that couch

the human is spending the day. looking for “the best deals.” on their little computer. but i think i am offering. a pretty good deal myself. they feed me. and i will love them so much. forever

in case you forgot. i have a stuffed fren named sebastian. he is my other half. and the human and i spent a long time. figuring out how to clone him. so that other dogs may also enjoy his presence. he is available again now. for anyone who needs him ❤️ thoughtsofdog.com

Hold the fuck up This whole time I was like “I recognize Zanki’s actor, was he in Versus..?” He was the fuckin best character in the goddamn movie He’s so different in this

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Today is my birthday and I’m 7 🥳🎈