Yeah I was sick (body and in the head)

Stopped taking my SRRIs last week and can fuck again who would have thought

Not you f*ggots actually thinking I’m 41. I’ve allowed you fuckers to take the daddy thing too far!!

I loveeee having 3 martinis I understand why my dad chose this over raising me

Hii (41 years young)

They’re going to need a vocalist

Has she ever met Timothée Chalamet?

Are you fucking crazy

Wishing for people’s hardships so you can make a quick buck? God will deal with you.

Some of you don’t understand challengers to your core because you don’t know the magic of sexual tension that would be ruined by sex. Sometimes you just need a little (big) kiss…

Trying to take back my life

So THAT’s the queer art she was talking about

This video will never not make me ???? because that man CLEARLY did not give a fuck

One thing about me ima dickride I never cared

Old men at work don’t seem to understand why it’s inappropriate to call women sweetie or baby, but they seem to pick it up real quick when I do it.

I fucking HATED this book

Don’t watch Challengers on mushrooms (complimentary)