Taxes OH …UNITED KINGDOM This is very interesting. If I give you £1 billion and you stand on a street corner handing out £1 per second, twenty-four hours a day, seven days a week, you would still not have handed out £1 billion after 31 years! Now read on. This is true and

#EFC Dont worry its just a friendly, testing all our new players and kids, its a fitness test more than anything and a chance to try new creative things. Remember pre season isnt a pre cursor for season performance! 😐👀

Iliman Ndiaye is on the end of Idrissa Gana Gueye's cross and the scores are level once more in Atlanta! ⚖️

This commentary is biassed as fuck. Who is that little united nonce?

10 perfect touches. All with his right foot, while using his left to stabilise himself. You don’t understand how perfectionist this is unless you’ve played to a certain level. It’s truly next level.

#EFC fans now getting instructions on how to locate their granite stone on Everton Way Info is on email. Those with a ticket for the pre season game v Roma on Saturday have first access from midday Further info on more widespread access to be made to the public later this month

Who is Tyler Dibling, and why is he one of the most coveted youngsters in the world? (A Thread 🧵) The #SaintsFC wonderkid was a rare shining light in our worst season ever, with Everton lining up a £45m deal and others interested, Here's why he's worth the big bucks! 💸 #EFC

#EFC get a RB and a RW Throw O’Brien CB. Be OK with tarky 🤞🏼

Told ye we should of tried to get Richy back. My next call is signing a good RW will make or break our season

#efc Shite pre season….shite start to the season…..ere we go again

Everton have played 21 matches in the months of August and September across the last four Premier League seasons and won three times. You’d think Everton, for once, would start a season and actually look ready to go in terms of squad depth, fitness, being ‘up’ for it…

Jonny8419 It should be Grealish as the ten Ndiaye on the left and fucking someone on the right 🤣🤣

#EFC Grealish and Ndiaye on the wings look great. Finally some balance… But Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall ….think hes me new fave! Fantastic all around

🗣️ "The crowd were great, you can see what it means to them. We've got a top stadium now, the plan is to try over the next years to build a top team." David Moyes on the Toffees' first Premier League win at the Hill Dickinson Stadium! 🎤 Andy Kerr #beINPL #EVEBHA #EFC

What a day at our new home 🤩💙

How good is it to have midfielders who can control a game a have composure #EFC ano Grealish was brilliant but i really enjoyed Dewsbury Hall performance

Soz Brighton!

#EFC Sign Richy we win the league 😉😂

#EFC Never forget