I can’t deal with people who lead with distrust. I’m not jumping through 1000 hoops to prove to you I’m a good person.

girls be like “I want to have a lazy sunday” and proceed to run every errand they’ve been putting off for 8 months

Ur lack of aura is upsetting me and my homegirls

people see me n be like mmm very laid back girl lemme find a way to piss her off

getting dolled up and going out to eat with your girlies is always so healing

The only annoying thing about picking up new skills is the fact that I want to be an expert from day 0

every person who has been significant in my life, as a friend or lover, i felt from our first interaction they would be

that part of ur 20s when u stop talking to ppl, do back to back doubles at work, and go on long walks to cope with the state of the world.

can we talk about something more interesting like how much you love me and how pretty you think i am

still pulling up to work at 4 am for my 10 hr shift just right after my plane landed will be added to my resume.

I love that I’m everyone’s strictest friend lmao

i casually drop 10 photo dumps then disappear for 5 months.

too many side quests today.

i hate being a 5 am warrior. free me from this.

stand on it til the angels come

tell me when u bout to sweat i’m changing the weather for u

the world is 4.543 billion years old and i manage to exist at the same time as soup dumplings i am grateful