FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT!!!

Pirate morning routine

Journalists lose their minds when Gary Stevenson talks about redistributing wealth from the rich to the poor, but we've spent 46 years redistributing wealth from the poor to the rich and that's fine?

i wanna be loved by you, just you.

Just in the lab goofing. Love that

*47% TARIFFS ON MADAGASCAR

Like clockwork

Just saw a user with their bedtime in bio

i hate pet names tbh

I Propose swapping the man mistakenly deported to El Salvador with the man mistakenly elected president of the United States

I be wanting to tweet certain shit but I’m learning it’s really best to keep EVERYTHING that’s going on in my life private. It’s wayyy too many ppl praying on my downfall 🤗

You glow different when you pray.

I had a tenant years ago that had not one, but two autistic children. She had 4 total, and I only met her two younger children that did not have it. That was by design, although I didn’t know it at the time. At move-out, I couldn’t believe what I saw: Holes in doors. Holes

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you’ll never guess what this is in response to