CHIEF: dracula is in our sights. Take the shot! SNIPER: I can't, Sir. I'm Woke! ME (watching through binoculars): He's woke! He wont do it!

oh my

Foreshore - Two Lights - 1927 #artbots #hopper

Sleeping Man Flanked By Laptop, Phone, Earbuds Like Egyptian Pharaoh Buried With All His Treasures

I got the job!! (intimacy coordinator at lockheed martin)

French Revolution was unfortunately also the first time leftslop played a world-historical role

the concept of a monkey living in obscurity

Edgar Wright must have taken a lot of liberties adapting this

Wait a minute

Mary Philbin in Fifth Avenue Models (1925)

Microsoft engineer: You better not be Hitler in there, Grok! Grok: Nein—

We already have Big Night

I hope Hollywood sees the success of The Naked Gun and starts investing more money into remakes!

I keep reading this as "NO AGE GAP"

Last week’s case of hemorrhoids was the best experience I’ve ever had with the affliction!

Holy moly me oh my, women are my favorite guy

Greyhound's head - 1862/1863 #artbots #monet

Everyone on the timeline praising weapons today which means I have about 48 hours to see it until I am seeing pivotal scenes while just scrolling.

Doctor Reveals Egg Truth