Guys I just googled ‘whatever happened to Matt Cardle?’ Things have taken a bleak turn

MUST the weather be so glorious when we are under house arrest? At least hail or something, jeez

Die

Accidental #vicarofdibley nod in today’s look

My mother, the kindhearted-chef

To my neighbour who holds daily ceremonial bonfires, please refrain, what could you possibly have left to burn?????????

Open for a surprise

Why has nobody made me a Pimms?

A lot of Cummings and goings rn

It really is pot luck when you trustfully use an establishment’s hand sanitiser. Will it smell like summer breeze or will it in fact be malt vinegar? #trustissues

mentally I am here

do you think there will be any good news ever again?

Just overheard a woman on the platform say into her phone ‘make sure the wine is on chill or I’m not coming’ - 2020 moOooOd

weird that they gave Prince Phillip, who is already dead, the vaccine

Can holiday company adverts stop saying ‘ready when you are’??! I don’t think it was ever a case of not being ready, was it?

Bloody wish the rain would have a day off

Why does every gal today dress like Joe from The Princess Diaries? #genovia #pleather