Start the bubble timer folks. We have 6 months until the top ticks.

I don’t even know how to respond to this one

I actually don’t have a clue why $T is down 2% on a really good print, with expectations that came down intra quarter. Commentary on the call is business as usual? Price hike coming 4Q, no more buying assets (so FCF goes to buybacks + dividends + debt), decommissioning copper on

Welcome to the big leagues buddy

The big part you’re missing is the places where this is actually a widespread problem are sanctuary cities, I promise democrats are not going to allow legislation against their precious immigrants. Mamadou isn’t delivering your DoorDash in the suburbs of Long Island.

150B revs and -20B EBIT can absolutely not be right unless they’re just adding the hyperscalers + Meta’s EBIT which would be a lol

“Only hires PE candidates” no one hates public equity investors more than public equity investors lol

One time for the rest of your life Larry are you a man or are you a mouse

Dream scenario is if he nukes the city and condo prices crater. Then I move to NYC lol

Not subjecting myself to this

Learned very quickly there is no such thing as “valuation support”

Do we have to post this every single quarterly earnings report

You fr rn?

Ex just told me she’s considering coming to Boston to see me next weekend, pod shop & long only role doing software (and not just value) offers potentially coming in next week

Lazarus Capital Larry “Larry Factor” on LIQUIDATION NATION ripping higher right now

“You only go for girls that need to be fixed” God forbid an investor go activist these days

Need a girlfriend so hot one of the SEC burners posts a picture of me and her with the caption “what am I doing wrong man”