I had to quit my job because people kept falling in love with me there

#BREAKING: Netanyahu has been diagnosed with Grade 3 prostate cancer Pray for it.

Was reading a book in public to look mysterious and smart and let me tell you it worked. A lady came up to me praising me. I giggled once she left. Little did she know I was reading 48 laws of power little girl with a big motor on a kid though mhm

Is this a safe space? I have a secret. I’ve never once in my life farted…. I wanna be a disgusting pos like y’all too 💔

Lone Madsen .lluca I have been cloned if I ever think positive of them😵

Make love in the HOUSE Stay up late in this HOUSE Dont give a f about my HOUSE Then get the f up out my HOUSE

For a brief moment it felt like we worked together jane json rasmussen … I’m sad to leave you, but my foot is actually acting up rn and I’m hungry :( Hang in there soldier

Hackney KNEW we were coming so they cleared the streets for us. Little did they know we were coming for them and not just the street❤️ #HoodLove

What he do? That part!

Most people aren't malicious; they're afraid. There's nothing scarier than letting people see the parts of yourself that you wish weren't there. These are my words. All mine. No one else has ever spoken or written these words.

my biggest trauma

I’m having real FOMO. My oomfs are playing roblox without me :(

No ice 🧊 No rice 🍚 No spice 🌶️ No sand 🏜️ No salsa 💃🏾

You lign your far

This will crack me up forever

not when hailey bieber exists.

THEY HIT BOTH TOWERS