You heard him. Resist fisting!

I live in rural Tennessee and I hang out with regular folks, and a lot of those folks are extremely conservative and a lot of those conservatives are extremely Christian… yet I've never met a "Christian Nationalist." 🤷‍♂️

Blocked by a Swifie is the best thing that will happen to me all day 🥰

Retard Finder For every 50 likes i will make kash patel's eyes bigger 🙌🏻

Retard Finder At 200 likes, we go animated with those big, doughy eyes. 😎

Retard Finder It's only going to get better and better and better 🤣 Smash that like button....after all, it turns into a rocket 🚀

Giant Jim knows Trump is a genius... Why don't YOU? 🫵

Life's interesting: I have never met anyone more sanctimonious than a progressive atheist. 🤷‍♂️

✊Retards Unite!✊

COMMON PHENOMENA ARE CREEPY

People too busy looking down at their phones smdh

WTF is wrong with a banana taped to a wall?!😡

My farts' frequency has been RISING for days… and now it’s SHIT IN. 💥 The Chipotle®️ Chart is clenching TIGHT across multiple sphincters. Not random poops. A steady, deliberate shart... Whatever’s behind this, ruined my briefs. It’s STAINED. My farts feel CHARGED.

Dude gripes about all the canals, then complaints that the town is 100% car dependent🤪

If you vote for a Democrat this year. ANY Democrat. You are just as bad as they are. People like you are what got us Drooling Joe Vegetable and Kackling Kamala, who like Diaper Donnie Epstein, are true traitors to the United States. Fuck ALL the way off!

Wife 2 days ago: "Don't do anything special for me for Valentine's this year, I don't need anything." Me: Have amazing bouquet delivered today, Feb 13. Wife: "I told you not to get me anything special for Valentine's Day."😭 Me: "Today isn't Valentine's Day." #CheckmateOfLove

Huh. All this time it was David Letterman.

Happy Valentines Day, Twitlings🥰