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@lomlomsamketi_

Mid and delusional

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For a person yet to get into the institution or already within the institution of marriage: Marriage and Money: is Marriage a Financial Transaction? youtu.be/sCRwOHD-c6U?si… via YouTube

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"They say true love is the greatest, to win the war caused by pain."-B Rhaaaa. If you catch me listening to Lemonade ever again, shoot me. Busy here All Nighting & Love droughting a person that hates me.

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Parenting is the craziest thing. One moment I am changing your diaper, celebrating your toddler milestone then BOOM. "Mom, my boobs are painful. I think they are growing." 😲When did we get here? What happened to time?

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Call me old fashioned but give me a Blog over a Youtube video. Wrestle, Reason and Return lindelwamhlanga1.wordpress.com/2025/02/22/wre…

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So you're telling me ukuthi as a South African woman you must mentally prepare yourself to be a single mother as soon as you get pregnant? I hate this soo much 💔💔

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This one came back with a school bag that wasn’t his and no jersey. He said he had homework as well. 💆🏽‍♀️ Had to walk away and give myself timeout so that I don’t lose it.

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The classic 'Marriage Persuasion Protocol'—where men who just met you suddenly become relationship philosophers, determined to change your mind about matrimony. Like, sir, I said I’m not into marriage, not that I needed a TED Talk on why my choice is wrong.

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i've experienced long term relationships and i've experienced casual dating. i recommend waking up early in the morning and focusing on your career

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Found joy in buying my 17th variety of tea yesterday. Not sure if this makes me a connoisseur or just officially old. Either way, my cupboard now whispers ‘midlife crisis’ in chamomile. #AdultingIsJustCollectingHotLeafJuice