"PL: So, if a redhead works at a bakery, does that make him a ginger bread man?"JordHutson

How come when your wife is pregnant,people will rub her tummy and say "congrats" but no one rubs your balls and says,"good job!"JordHutson

"Steve Stifler: Bitches be like "Only god can judge me" *turns around & sucks dick*"JordHutson

Tickets for love&light bought ! #frothing #saturdayfunday #hopeallthepeoplefrommasquedballdontgettickets

Mom: Hey why are you all dressed up, where are you going? Teen daughter: "To the bathroom, I need a new profile pic.""JordHutson

"Survival Tips: Hey babe, how about a pizza and a f**k? [No] What's wrong, don't you like pizza?"JordHutson

Haven't seen you and your feg boyfriend in ages Alicia Pereira ♡

I need to learn how to save money.

"Steve Stifler: When people tell me "You're gonna regret that in the morning" I sleep in til noon, because I'm a problem Solver"JordHutson

@Jamie_Heradien keen for some #audiomatic tomorrow ? We'll become proper prog frogs ;)

Still can't stop thinking about love & light. Jeeeeeepers , what a party !

Too keen for this weekend! It aint a #sundayfunday without some [email protected] !

Bet I'm not the only one who doesn't know when my parents' birthdays are

Why everytime I kill a mosquito , 50 of his friends come to my bedroom for the funeral

Beartrap was filthyyyyy. Banging tunes

Hate it when peeple spell rong

8-10 foot tand. No, not for me thank you

"Survival Tips: If kisses were raindrops, I’d send you showers. If hugs were minutes, I’d give you hours."JordHutson