like Christopher Lee deep voice

i cant stop doing Christopher Lee Saruman Count Dooku voice in the car and just going Power. RIsing power. Time. Dominion over time itself. Good. Very good. Master of the power.

500 of these rolling over the frozen wastes of Europa and getting skewered by one perfectly timed railgun shot from a yeti, who immediately crushes his human spotter's head in celebration

Athe people have embraced smoothweird

absolutely europa

Don't bother. You are hours behind my research

i am a dark vampire

Interpreting the homie uncharitably

Yeti Ronin

Rhythm is a dancer

last week i was able to do a really good Gilbert Gottfried impression. you have to go all in though. i did it for like 3 hours and im still recovering. just said a bunch of shit from lotr. WHO WOULD HAVE THOUGHT ONE SO SMALL COULD ENDURE SO MUCH PAIN? AND HE DID GANDALF! HE DID!

as a kid i thought having a mobile command center would be a bigger deal, i didnt want it if it didnt move or at least transform a lil

Don't you know pump it up, you've got to pump it up

Re-Animator

INCOMING MESSAGE From: Pvt. White Bigfoot Commander. Yeti dosnt have to wear space sut on ice planet

DIE YOU RE-ANIMATOR

lolt64🕵️ OUTGOING MESSAGE From: HR Director Weylon. Pvt. Bigfoot. At least put on a thong. We can all see it.

(folding arms smugly) My space faction will support my decision

Escort/protect my fucking VIP

Bumper sticker: My other car is a smoothweird hovercraft of some kind