“Assault of a Jewish kid” and it’s a white guy counter-protesting I’m confused why I should care

“You guys had a lot of strong feelings about my haircut. Let’s see that energy for #KP6 , cause this is just a wig.”

— Katy Perry in new post

(🧵) proof that a song can be a hit without peaking at #1

She’s literally hammered

KATY GET AWAY FROM THAT MAN!!

The way this thread negatively affected her image is kinda hilarious

Cause the test easy af to pass. Anymore questions?

You never see batman and bruce wayne in the same room

Ignoring the historical context of men playing women roles for millenniums, and the advantages of a sharper angled face playing an evil character, I want just one person to prove the cartoon Evil Queen is “biologically female”

Never seen a “sports movie” without a slow motion shot tbh

The plan:
- ask the boys what the move is
- get 0 replies (they have a chat without me)
- have 2 beers
- start watching Netflix show, get bored and try another
- another beer
- double text to the chat and don’t get a response
- 3 more beers
- darkness sets in
- stare at the void

swifties, we make this a single with or without taylor. open.spotify.com/track/0W0iAC1V…

the tvs in gay bars:

is this anything

The two most influential women in music 🤷🏻‍♂️

Need to work on cleaning that mirror…

what a WHAT??