I was told by someone on our first meeting that I was well spoken ... shit, there go my working class credentials. I'm not posh BTW I just pronounce words better than most NI locals, I worked on it so Americans could understand me better🤣

Exploding walkie-talkies now. Not necessarily meant to kill as maiming, tying up resources by taking fighters off the field is a tactic too. It'll sure disrupt communication, they'll probably end up using dispatch riders next as I doubt pigeons are a thing there.

No I don't believe iPhones, car radios, solar panels are exploding in Lebanon as hacking is unlikely due to safeguards, they'd have to be externally tampered with. Now leave your tampered pager or walkie in a car or shop and it might explode and burn down.

📞"This country is knee deep in sewage and not even DynoRod Stewart is sticking around to fix it!" 😡 Colin from Portsmouth laments the fact that so many millionaires are threatening to leave the UK.

I came downstairs to an annoyed son, a fly was molesting him and the dog by getting too friendly, he said he zapped it but it's still alive. A pervert, terminator fly he called it. I got it and saw another I also got, much to his delight. Not all heroes wear capes.

Finding out that Diane Abbott and Jeremy Corbyn dated is not something I can mentally accept today 🤮

Remember that time I lost my bottle cap? ... those were dark times ... that never happened 🤣

Anyone else afraid to use their vibrating anal plugs in case Mossad put explosive charges into them or is it just my friend?

Israel hit 100 rocket launchers in Lebanon and Kylie announces the biggest world tour in a decade ... read the room Kylie!!!!

£73.87 for Trump's book, well that's Christmas sorted out 🤣

When married we had a password book for accounts. When I could no longer trust her she asked, are you still writing down your passwords? ... I guess the old ones didn't work when she tried them 🤣

Admin are still a bit confused as to why Americans don’t want to have their pussies eaten

I had a Menty BM today but I'm ok ... no cap.

The first two speakers at the Reform conference, James McMurdock MP and Ant Middleton, are both convicted criminals #Patriots #ReformUK #FarageRiots

I would love to be Mark Robinscum the governor of North Carolina's counsellor as I'd probably be able to buy a house or two from his complex projection and denial 🤣

At least the UN are talking about exploding pager war crimes, politicians seem to be strangely quiet about it 🤔

I have decided to no longer accept gifts as the optics look bad, money donations are fine though.

Kevin Sorbo How bout because she has more IMDB credits than Kevin Sorbo

Knowledge is folly an elder man's dolly they dodder and play with knowledge all day till death's dark nurse puts dolly away ... something I read as a teen in the 80's, memory is a strange beast.

"The media in this country is all left wing! 😡 Name me ONE newspaper that's right leaning." "OK APART FROM THOSE ONES"