Timmy Mallett cycling around Northern Ireland for charity and painting some of our beauty spots is one of the most positive things to happen here in years. He even chuckled at the town of 'Muff' sign as we all do 😂

I've seen the video, Gideon Falter is a total entitled [insert 4 letter name Twitter won't ding] he wanted to walk into the Palestinian protest and against it, mister victim card had no intention of just all innocently crossing the road 🙄The police were right.

That moment when you leave your phone number on an answering machine then when the call is over you race to check that you gave out the right number 😲 #ClassicStephen

I just watched #ScoopNetflix which was amazing. Starts with Roo as in kanga, put them together ... Rookanga? 🤣Can't see Laura Kuenssberg getting to the status of Emily Maitlis, nowhere near intelligent enough, too much bias.

Why didn't Mark Menzies give those bad people from Grindr a good fisting so he could escape the flat? 🤔 #Fisticuffs

So you can't say indirectly that asshole who isn't on Twitter should eat a bag of dicks ... got it. Well done Elon, top notch work as usual 🙄You should start charging us for such quality.

Walking upstairs to the bathroom with a TENS pad zapping my leg. Adulthood achievement unlocked!

I dare you to watch this without tearing up over her suffering 😥 I cried and I'm an emotionally stunted male person.

I was thinking how Kim Jong Un has been a bit quiet and hasn't launched his Dong in a while but no it's worse than that, he released a song praising himself as the 'friendly father' of North Korea 🤣

Typical Tory playbook. Distract from the scandals and failure by attacking the vulnerable Rishi Sunak it isn't working #GeneralElectionN0W

I'm surprised Star Trek haven't used Wack A Moll as an alien name yet 🤣

Remember when JFK went to Germany and declared he identified as a jam filled donut? That was special 😀 #Berliner

Frank Hester, Willy Wragg and now Mark Menzies, what a few weeks it's been. Tory issues don't seem to last very long in the news cycle why is that I wonder 🤔 #ToryScumOut #GeneralElectionN0W

Fast forward to Jeremy Hunt calling Mark Menzies brave for taking on bad people 🤣

Ukraine's prime minister warns of WWIII if they don't get money from the US. Have you tried phoning them and saying bad people you met on Grindr have you locked in a flat? That seems to work 🤣

Liz Truss on Fox News!

(featuring Nerine Skinner)

This number actually works, why yes I did just phone the US to find out 🤣 #Fallout

If Grindr keeps taking down the Tories then it has my vote 😂

The bad people Mark Menzies wanted £5k for ... what a bargain 🤣

Such a smear, Dilyn got fleas from Boris, blame him!