Getting too scared at the beginning of Coldplay - Yellow and turning it off

Kids today don't watch The Matrix because the movie expects you to side with wifi scrubs ruining the online experience for everybody and disconnecting when they're about to lose a match

The For You tab is informing me that everybody spent the last 15 years developing the worst music taste in history

God Knows from haruhi crushes that garbage song from That Thing You Do

If Challengers isn't as good as everyone says I'm going to light the fuse sticking out of the heel of my Tretorns

Every semester at the UN international elementary school is probably like la belle epoque for occult racial gnosis

The thing that's popular now with younger artists where they do all-lowercase or uppercase and put periods at the end of titles is even more execrable to me than the emo long sentence title style that was popular in the 2000s

I’m watching the sequel to Amadeus where Salieri becomes Majin Salieri

After haughtily declaring that i could never go bald for years i’ve decided to shock the world by going completely bald the worst way (kevin durant style diffuse thinning starting at crown)

Christopher Walken in The Dead Zone touching a boob and having a violent premonition of sucking on it

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Trump just made the biggest mistake of his life by introducing the meta that if you get shot a little bit during a public appearance you can immediately leave and go home

Agreeing to be interviewed by Isaac Chotiner in my home and then cheesing him by getting in my paternoster that has a bottomless pit underneath it

A while ago I came up with the perfect opinion to have about trans athletes in women's sports as well as doping in men's divisions but I'm not going to tell you because it gives me a competitive advantage

Chinese people blowing the sore winner card on sports so early is very undignified, the perfect time to do it would be in a decade or two when you've really taken the project way too far and set a WR at long jump or 200m

It’s obvious to me that RFK Jr’s bear actions were mostly motivated by trying to flex on Cheryl Hines’s work husband

Good & Plenty candy is the mimic chest of movie theater box candy

If you're watching this on twitter it's too late and this is you too

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