If you are having any service or procedure done, it’s common courtesy to show up freshly showered and with your teeth brushed. There is no reason the dentist has to smell your breath or the wax lady has to see that you aren’t clean down there. 👎🏼 clean up your act.

What woman can the short man have, if he cannot have the short woman?

Do you know the true meaning of legacy?

I’m sick of having to send out reminders to ppl at work that they are expected to bathe everyday and wear clean clothes. And use deodorant.

There is no way in the world you found it to be acceptable to come into work musty like that.

I swear I come alive at night. Laundered the towels and linens, cooked dinner for tomorrow and cleaned the kitchen. I always have more energy at night.

Chicken Tikka Masala

There is a level of personal responsibility you must take for the situations you allow yourself to be in.

Society has plunged into degeneracy…

A slow drip is better than a flood…

The human experience is interesting.

The older you get, you’ll come to find, that people will leave you in this life. So cherish the time you have with them while you can.

I have seen enough Twitter for the day…

I’m so ready to go home. My night hasn’t even started yet…le sigh…

My husband is a super hero.

I want people to stop moving to Michigan. Thanks.

You have to be a very special kind of evil to sell a woman’s body.

I wish communities would come together and give pimps exactly what they deserve instead of glorifying that lifestyle.

Sex and the city really has some of these women thinking their life is a movie and acting dumb.

You on the internet arguing with a dude who uses Irish spring.