I'm straight.

That's some pretty good comedic timing right there.

A real man wouldn't take this level of abuse from his wife privately, let alone in public.

Jim, you doing some ham-fisted interview with a Facebook-tier AI boomerslop avatar of a dead kid to appease the gun grabbers is the exact type of show I want to miss.

The only thing bigger than this ratio is Rachel herself.

What do Nancy Mace and Taylor Swift have in common?

People calling this "demonic" or "satanic" are being way overdramatic, but I will say that I find it distasteful. Not in a million years would I want to try it out with a photo of a dead relative.

Dante's Inferno has a secret 10th circle of Hell, where you must listen to this song in a loop for the rest of eternity.

Yeah, you idiots decided to overuse the insult to such a degree that everyone has been desensitized to it now.

You may think you have representation in Congress, but you don't.

Don't mess with Cuomo, he'll murder your grandparents.

I don't smoke pot but I'm gonna have to call bullshit on this.

Say what?

Hell yeah, this is pure uncut Bolivian schizo right here.

I feel safer already.

Despicable behavior. Maybe go with a Jersey Mike's sub next time.

The perfect job doesn't exi-

If my eyes had eyes, they'd be rolling their eyes.