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Story Time: My mom had a stroke 6 weeks after she had me due to some complications that happened during my birth. Once recovered, her doctors told her having more babies would be very dangerous. She asked to have her tubes tied. They said no because she was only 30 years old.

Smoking cigs...meh Seeing you with that single use plastic cup and straw.. MAJOR TURN OFF BYE

Happy #NationalBoyfriendDay @DpWeyers

@DpWeyers

2am in my kitchen, have to wake up at 5:30am "I only spent $10 on this sandwich !" Fields&.

Is there pizza left anywhere? x.com/ameliahammy/st…

Really wishing I hadn't reviewed GC on Facebook two years ago, so I could join the reviewing marathon that's happening right now.

@stonesurhastone hahahah

@stonesurhastone THE NEW ALBUM

Shit

Two of my classes had 7-10 page term papers in the syllabus. Both of the profs have decided to just not have 7-10 page term papers. #BLESSED

@stonesurhastone 😎

@stonesurhastone you tell em bud

She didn't even question why/when/where/how. I guess over the years she has become resilient to my stupidity. #DontMicrowaveYourPhone

I keep farting and it smells like the sulfur egg water from the hose at my house

Just had to ask my mom what time I graduate from college this weekend #adulting