“Who bought those 12 Jameson shots”

I thought it was hard getting by in California with a southern accent, Japan is just a whole other animal

We said don’t let us get hot!!!

I am once again allowing Gamecock football to ruin my mental health

Where is Marlin Man

Pat Mahomes flopped to get a penalty and i thought the NFL was about to arrest the defender on the spot

Having a Guinness at the airport about to order a quesadilla, I’m unstoppable

Watching a girl in a Kamala 2024 shirt sing Killing in the name of for karaoke is its own comedy

To the dude in his mid 30’s in a chargers jersey playing old Mac Miller on TouchTunes at the bar tonight, god bless you

Just crushed a cross country flight with one nap and zero bathroom breaks, give me the Heisman

He has fully achieved the tio at a barbecue build

Happy Fesitivus everyone #FeatsofStrength

If I’m grilling and somebody ask for their steak well done i just burn it, grow up and eat medium rare

Sam Adams is such a garbage beer, there’s no way that is someone’s go to beer

Nothing humbles you more than a hard hamstring workout

Dj at the bar said “here’s a classic” then played Antidote

Got the opportunity to show the Indian population the Tavon Austin highlight video, i think they saw god

Short day at work tomorrow, mid day pub session planned with the fellas, and a fresh can of zyns. #GetSome

Forgot what street my car was parked on tonight #LANK

Real College hoops fans know the end of year George Mason vs Saint Louis game is peak college basketball