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'I arrived on Wednesday morning at 8 o'clock. I had left by 8.05' said Michael Paling after an ill-advised trip to Munchkinzland....

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'Munchkinzland, my Munchkinzland, oh why can I not leave? The air is thick from cabbage farts that make it hard to breathe...' (Cont.)

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Some Warehouse...testimonials: 'It certainly made us chuckle!' Paul & Barry, twin brothers, Rotherham, Yorkshire

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Somewhere over the Rainbow, there's some warehouse over the Rainbow. The Rainbow estate that is...

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GWR Oxford station charity bookshop now open on Platform 4. Buy/Swap/Donate a book. £103 raised in our first week!

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