BREAKING: After Donald Trump had a 50-foot banner of himself hung from the Dept of Agriculture building, right next to Abraham Lincoln - 3 more banners have mysteriously appeared.

Just seen Tom Lehrer’s died. Brilliant satirist, lyricist, inspiration. Also let us update his songs more than once on the Bremner, Bird & Fortune shows. So, generous and a gentleman too. RIP a great man

BREAKING 🚨🚨🚨 GB News reporter walks into a flag then pretends she was assaulted.

Today marks 100 days since Reform UK won the local elections. They’ve done a thread, so we’ve done a post matching every part showing some of our favourite exposed content for those councils 🧵

These people are the very worst of us, the inhabit a sub culture the embraces ignorance, that eschews education and learning. They live on benefits and hate aspiration. They blame their pathetic failures on migrants because it’s the easy option.

Under Jenrick's watch, the number of people in asylum hotels rose 50 per cent in the space of a year - from 37,000 to 56,000. He took hotel use to its absolute peak, with 400 in use at a cost of almost £9m a day - I think he’s protesting so loudly to hide these facts

As stated by Garry Kasparov, comparisons between the Trump-Putin meeting in Alaska and the Chamberlain-Hitler meeting in Munich are inaccurate. Chamberlain had good intentions; Trump does not. Hitler had the military advantage; Putin does not

Nigel Farage MP I wouldn't wipe my arsehole with those cloth wank pieces of yours. Are you a Political party? Football team? Nah, you’re neither - just a sad, knockoff MAGA cosplay, flailing around like a discount store mannequin in a windstorm. Monster Raving Loony Party’s got more dignity,

That's answered what the FC stands for? #ReformUK

So now Reform supporters are threatening "extinction" of anyone that doesn't agree with them. So much for "free speech"

You could frame this tweet as "what's wrong with contemporary UK society"

The biggest contemporary problem the UK is facing is "progressing woke leftoids", apparently. Jesus wept...

Irony has been laid to rest in Benidorm

It’s fine to believe that Lucy Connolly did not need to go to prison for what she did. This is what I’ve said myself. But if you’re having to lie about what she did, or excuse or minimise her incendiary racism, that rather says something about your real agenda.

The flag painters are clearly undergoing an impressionist renaissance.

After Lucy Connolly threatens to sue the police, Brian Spencer says he will sue Blue Circle cement when he is released.

Dan Hannan is now trying to make out that Homeland is not actually far right. I'm surprised that anybody takes him at all seriously after his Brexit predictions. youtu.be/bR-AXnvunlo?si…

Britain: If you let your hatred of brown people blind you to the removal of your own human rights them you are even more stupid than I think you are.

What has the ECHR ever done for us? Quite a lot actually, and we wrote it too.