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Just amazing.

I can think of no better metaphor for this presidency than Donald Trump not wearing a face mask to a face mask factory while the song “Live and Let Die” blares in the background.

This explains why I could not find parking in the garage across the W hotel yesterday at 4:45 AM when I went into the studio for my morning board op shift

DALLAS—MY GOD.

A white couple call the police on me, a person of color, for stencilling a #BLM chalk message on my own front retaining wall. “Karen” lies and says she knows that I don’t live in my own house, because she knows the person who lives here. #blacklivesmatter

Imagine if Obama had said, in response to the 4 US deaths in Benghazi, or the 2 deaths in the US from Ebola, “it is what it is.” That’s what Trump said in response to a 1000 dead a day; 154,000 dead total. “It is what it is.” Just imagine the response if Obama had said that.

Jesus fucking Christ.

Unfucking believable.

That Georgia high school where 2 students said they were suspended for sharing photos of packed hallways...6 students and 3 staff members who were in that school last week have tested positive for COVID-19. ajc.com/education/9-ca…

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We are all doomed.

My father died of Covid alone in a hospital. I had to say goodbye to him over a phone. Trump got a joyride to sooth his desperate need for attention, while endangering the lives of the Secret Service people in the car with him. To hell with him and all who enable him.

I know he’s super rich and probably has a giant underground vase place, but I really need to know what happens with all the vases and ashtrays Seth Rogen makes. I’m concerned.

Can you buy Seth Rogen vases and ashtrays and stuff? Because I want some and I’m worried he has too many.

Can there please please please be a “Young Larry” show Netflix ???!!!!

Open relationships seem healthy