im living and learning lots btw

real estate agent gf. owns his own pressure washing company bf

my gf won’t get me sza crocs or soulja shoes 😭

and all i got in this life of sin, is me and my girlfriend

i was gonna go to cavy but figured there were better ways to lose my dignity this summer

going to start saying “thanks for your service” to anyone I see wearing steel toed boots

bro do u have a charger? my phone is on sicko mode rn

Remembering Elizabeth II, Britain’s First Girl King bit.ly/3Ds26TV

noah fence but literally who gives a fuck about the queen

waye mason

you have to take her to thrift stores and little flea markets so she can practice foraging

me after making a recipe I found on the internet

In the Uber quiet as fuck like they just picked me up at 8am

In the Wendy’s parking lot, just ate their new “Big Stinky Fuck” burger contemplating life.

i might be back

for my funeral i want to be placed in a deli fridge on a bed of leafy lettuce on display

This fucking tomatonater that wendys gave me. Look at this fucking thing dude

oh u got engaged? that’s awesome. unfollow