High noon! Pale Uhuru park... I'll have the ropes ready

Kwani what did that bastard from Nyeri with gangrene gums say?

You know what... Fuck Google Chrome.

They're about to go bust...

Now siwezi Jua kama NI pesa ya client ama NI deni nimelipwa... 😐... FFS kwani hakunanga place ya kubweka narration?

Naskia M7 ametoka proper kafara... Elections will be won by force by fire

There's a company huku Mombasa... So far this year six staff wamekufa... Juzi one of the chaps drowned kwa ocean... Body is yet to be recovered... 3 more chaps are hospitalised... Juu ya stress za work environment...

MAYA MUMBI GITHINJI (16 YEARS) FEMALE #MISSINGCHILDKE

Huku Bamburi some lady profiled me ati wapi risiti... Nimeteremka naye mbaya Sana Hadi security na maneja wamekuja kuomba msamaha... Juu me NI Ra's nakaa mwizi? Karibu niharibie kila mtu siku.. I don't enjoy it but I can pull mad strings washangae

Bro... You got to appreciate having an AC huku Mombasa. Nimenyeshewa proper... But I'm feeling sticky. I'm on my 3rd tumbler ya maji Baridi...

Waaaah

I have grown Intolerant of Stupid people and generally slow people. Be they mentally or intellectually slow, or born stupid... Like I just hate them and being around them sifeel poa

Women are not good people 😭

Nimejiseti kwa kibanda nangoja Chapati Pojo, Then a total stranger shows up... Ras... pulls out a Samsung A05. Anataka nimtolee hio Mkopa thing... Kwani nakaa aje?

Huku hakuna Ile kubwaa ya hii flavour 🤧

My little girl ame video call zangu zikiw zimeshikaaa 😭🙆🏿