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Eric Adams talks like there are three people inside his head playing tug of war over what he’s allowed to say next

rap game Young Dick Ball Johnson

at the tasting menu restaurant accidentally dressed like Tony Soprano

(seeing man in a Rick and Morty hoodie jumping turnstile) this is just like The Dark Knight

the F1 movie seems like Barbie for guys who own more than one tracksuit

I’m in the bathroom from the shining lol!! I love alcohol! where my wife and kid at LOL

Top surgery

90 degrees out I’m at the Amtrak station incidentally dressed like a pokemon trainer

(Elvis GPS) That was your exit mama

can’t believe it’s already Homophobic July

just signed an email Nest, Sean

I hate when I'm on a flight and I wake up with the Talisman of Reckoning next to me like oh great now I gotta be responsible for the Talisman of Reckoning

just submitted a self tape for the role of “Man too obsessed with his Men’s League basketball team to be a good date”. Had to really dig deep to understand the character

John Locke’s dad really backdoored him for a kidney

one of the most integral parts to one of my all-time favorite films, he brought a very particular grounding that provided a perfect contrast to the graphic novel-esque world his character existed in and stole the scene every time he was on camera. RIP Michael Madsen

stepping out

this is kinda like when I realized Mary Poppins was hot