My therapist said we should solve this by making out, yes he really said that. oh my god why would I lie to you

oomf likes all my posts but never DMs me

think everyone on here should log off and touch some grass

we’ve all been there

u don’t say anything u just like his tweets till he messages u

to answer everyone’s questions, yes it can be exhausting sometimes being this sexy and funny all of the time

My life is like Sex and the City but with no sex and it’s the suburbs

(flirting) what’s every single thing you’ve ever thought

my existence on this planet is not for you, if you don’t like me, you can fuck off

welcome to tally ❗️ Harv Ellum