she is the moment and she knows it

todays thoughts: the hot honey trend has to come to an end and boz on rhobh is the best addition to any housewife franchise in years

how it feels to be a beautiful woman forced to work on a monday

who gon tell him we making fun of him not copying him ??? 😭😭😭

my favorite scene yet by parker posey 😭😭

i love white lotus so much

don’t do the cocaine. can confirm he definitely is not at the afters. he’s at the grocery store bar on his laptop and has autism 🥹

who did blake and ryan pay off for that max special

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

I would never put on a baby voice to talk to a baby I don’t want the baby to think I am tacky/derivative.

my boyfriend snoring is so comforting to me

nia, unsolicitedly: i hate jennifer mccabe

“why are you sad that And Just Like That is ending if you’ve spent three years doing nothing but hate on it” me: #AndJustLikeThat

i had to stop at my local gas station at 11 pm tonight and the high school kids all hang out there…when i tell you i saw two ed hardy sweatsuits and hollister shorts and camis 🥹🥹 but also lol recession indicator hahaha

SALT!!!!!! 😍 I love ingesting sodium chloride!!!!!!! It makes me so happy to fill my body with electrolytes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *pounding fists on table* SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT SALT

One week away from this ...

i have never been so happy

i really love a good wedge salad

i hate apple watches