No one in my meeting knows that I just won the Jai Paul ticket lottery

Fulfilling my destiny; dj gf

Don’t let me near an aux this weekend

Inside you are two wolves

Was not mentally or physically prepared to clean snow off my car today

Work is too much for me rn. I’ve just been sitting in silence watching other people’s Spotify activity since lunch.

Booked and busy in 2024

As a woo girl, I find drag brunch gratifying.

Do we think anyone’s ever done the Just Dance Rasputin dance as their wedding first dance? Do we think anyone should? I think I should. How many times did I say dance in this tweet omg gooodnight

I go deaf and blind if I miss a day of connections and the mini

Back from my Twitter hiatus stronger than ever, 70% less funny, dehydrated, 27 years old, and missing Mac Miller.

Yall ready for this

It fucking sucks that we have a Vice President who tweets like this

Drake at the airport about to become Canadian Man in Pakistan

I know we’re in a recession bc Sleighbells is going on tour