The Brave Little Abacus- Just Got Back From the Discomfort—We’re Alright (2010)

“kendall roy is evil, it’s good he didn’t get CEO, he should be in prison” this is literally kendall roy

why is this how it feels to look for a job

I've been watching the I-95 rebuild 24/7 live feed and thinking maybe it's time we rebuild things between us too

French twitter losing its mind right now because they translated the Barbie poster literally and accidentally made a pun that reads ‘She knows how to do everything. He just knows how to f*ck.’

Twitter commies when a 19-year-old dies horribly because he wanted to make his dad happy on Father’s Day (his dad was rich so this is a huge victory for the working class)

drinking our little iced coffees & sending our silly emails as the US mutates into a christian theocracy

when i say i got that dog in me this is what i mean

you have to be so deep in the trenches of the internet to fully appreciate this glass jars rolling down stairs as succession characters

for anybody who missed it yesterday, you can download my Ghost City Press micro-chapbook for free here: ghostcitypress.com/2023-summer-se…

“thank you for giving an opportunity to read your work. while there was much to admire…”

lmao

This is unironically what it was like working in a deli for 5 years

who asked

Reading this on the toilet rn! Wow!!!

If Kanye West Dosent Acknowledge Me Over Twitter And Work With Me On Music, When i see him im going to fuck him in the ass - Lil B