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For all my fellow Women in Chemistry out there!

Thomas Edward Patrick of House Brady, the Second of His Name, The GOAT, King of the Touchdowns, the Passes and First Downs, King of the AFC, Khal of the Great Grass Field, Defender of the Division, King Regent of the Six States, Mover of Chains and the Father of Lombardis. #GoTS8

We think it’s going to go over with a real bang...🎇

🎆Energized to present (in ChemRxiv) our collaborative work with Jesse J. Sabatini of the US Army research lab (funded by DARPA): bit.ly/2LAJO7J

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I’m honored to have been selected and can’t wait to share my research at ACS next year (lets hope it’s in person 🤞🏻)!! Congrats to all the other recipients as well!

So happy to see what will likely be my last project with Baran Lab out today in ChemRxiv! Big thanks to the amazing @DonnaBlackmond for all the help with the mechanistic analysis.

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Getting an email from Mr Harvey always makes my week. #highschoolthrowback

What a great day to walk around boston 😎☀️ Ally Leedham

Oh my god the syncopated ladies are on sytycd #YES #SYTYCDladies

A huge happy birthday to @caitlin_limoli !!! 😘 see you later tonight

So excited to be a choreographer for #nudanco this fall!! 💃👯

Just lost my car key in an elevator shaft......how the hell did that actually happen?! #screwed

@breeee621 hahahhaha I didn't even remember what I had as a bio until right now

All the ladies love him #Gaston #DisneyWorld @ Disney's Magic Kingdom instagram.com/p/3ompr2lz0k/

Be proud. #equality #SCOTUSMarriage

How horrible. Voldemort was nowhere near as bad. x.com/BBCNewsbeat/st…

The #CursedChild script book will publish 31st July following the opening of Harry Potter & The Cursed Child