This is why I love the prosperity gospel #NameitandClaimit

How Lloyd Legalist looks at me when I quote the New King James

These temperatures got me needing the fourth Man to keep me from being burned

Day is off to a bad start. I woke up craving harsbrown and garvy Thanks Hardee’s

Kamala, do you think you can handle not saying the “what can be, unburdened by what has been” line, like we talked about? Kamala: Piece of cake.

“Come on!” —every contemporary worship leader today before the 2nd bridge

It’s amazing how short some people’s memories are when they are woke

Literally Joe Biden did

Things you can’t unsee

We can all rest easy knowing we have a competent FBI that can get to the bottom of these facts in only 3 weeks. Now, with a few lucky breaks, they might find out whose cocaine was in the White House

“I can’t. Money is a little tight for me right now. How tight?

But he won’t be able to reproduce

What was it like growing up with Lloyd Legalist as a father? One example: When I asked for a Mr. T and an ET toy as a kid, I got this

Why American Christians are biblically illiterate, exhibit A

Was there, like, an experimental vaccine or anything?

If you don’t like pineapple on your pizza, try pizza on your pineapple

Hey Siri, show me why women shouldn’t be pastors

Each week when Lloyd Legalist uses “the time I ran that marathon” as a sermon illustration, please know this was the marathon

When someone uses Jeremiah 29:11 like it’s a cute bumper sticker