Glorious. But who could he be talking about?

The BBC sound effects library is now completely free to access. This is news. sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?cat=Mac…

Iain McD To speed things along, here are the search results for fart sound-effects.bbcrewind.co.uk/search?q=fart

For those who didn’t get the joke, the pic is Liam Gallagher. And this tweet is solid gold.

Then Jesus said unto the sick, “you better have insurance.” Then Jesus said unto the stranger, “are you here legally?” Then Jesus said unto the hungry, “my taxes better not be paying for these loaves and fishes.” Then Jesus said unto the poor, “this is your own fault.”

Many years ago, a still wet-behind-the-ears Matt Mullenweg handed out keys to his car because he kept locking himself out (ma.tt/2003/02/open-k…). With everything that has happened recently (AKA #wpdrama), I think it's time he hands over all sets of keys) and just walks away.

I like the cut of your jib, Niecy. Top class swearing. Would repost again.

Why didn't you marry an English wife? Sometimes, only someone from outside the country will take on the impossible jobs....

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Great stuff from Ricky on PDFs: tpgi.com/pdf-accessibil… #a11y

"When auditors provide advice on accessibility issues, it's primarily about the HTML used. But do frontend developers actually know HTML these days? Is the advice falling through a remediation gap?" Great #a11y article from Doug Abrams on the TPGi blog: tpgi.com/mind-the-remed…

Trying to do 'work stuff' with a US colleague who apologised for telling me something that was (mildly) incorrect, and used the phrase "sorry I have post-election terror brain". There is going to be a lot of that, I think.