Good luck Iran. You’re gonna F🇺🇸ckin’ need it.

she’s not gonna text u back she got a weighted blanket for christmas which doesn’t talk and doesn’t try to have sex with her 10 minutes into watching a movie

Nothin’ says “America” like Trump, college football, and a U-S-A chant. Merica. x.com/BarstoolNewsN/…

Stop cryin over a man that can’t even back up a trailer

I defended your name when everybody said you were bad for me...

Torn between wanting a snack and looking like one.

i’d give a kidney to be on the Darien Lake lawn, with a ice cold Bud Light singing along to Chicken Fried right now

your attraction to toxic men started when you picked zack over cody

103-year-old woman celebrates coronavirus recovery with a cold beer wgrz.com/article/news/h…

I need Andrew cuomo to stand outside and serve tables for 10 hours in 80° weather with a mask then re make those nys guidelines pls and ty

never let a man treat you like shit. especially if they make you feel like it’s what you deserve

After a brief conversation with those who matter I am here to say we are very serious about buying the naming rights of the Buffalo Bills stadium and will enter the process.

girls are like “yeah he ruined my life and self-esteem and made me feel like everything was my fault the whole time we were together but blocking him is kinda rude i feel bad”

When #billsmafia wins a bet, you better be ready to show up. Here's the commercial we promised you.