Speaking of fantasy: Remember when you told the media you cheated on your first wife with your second wife because you were overcome with Patriotism? But then left her for your third wife? Seems like you have a fantasy marriage tour going there Newty...

How many journalists who cover repro rights/abortion will be at the DNC? DM me because Abortion Access Front is doing a hilarious music/comedy variety show and has some great actions planned!

Yes gingham gorgonette, climate change is literally killing us.

COVID HAPPENED TO HER AND HER ALONE.

Normal things. Like not dying from an unviable pregnancy or not wondering if their husband fantasizes about the living room furniture that he had before he met her WHEN THEY HAVE SEX

If You're In Chicago For The DNC, How About This Cavalcade Of Cooch? Come out for a night of comedy and music feat Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead and Jill Hopkins and more benefiting Abortion Access Front! wonkette.com/p/if-youre-in-…

This is gonna be epic!

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We had a great Q&A with Lizz "Insufferable Wench" Winstead, plus @abortionfront’s glamorous dancing abortion pills Mife & The Misotones! Thank you to the incredible yus.chi and @personalpacil coordinating this effort with us, and for always emphasizing that we need pro-abortion politicians.

We are so grateful for you and ALWAYS have you back!

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Hey Cheryl Hines, way to stay silent while your lunatic husband throws his support behind the adjudicated rapist who brags about stripping women of their fundamental rights. Gutsy. Great example for the kids. Profile in courage.

What’s the price of the joy I would feel if you would quit babbling on Twitter? I will pay it.

Is there a vaccine to stop the RFK strain of BLOVID 2024

Love you more. Wow. You are the best!

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MYSTERY SOLVED: RFK Jr IS Hannibal Lecter

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What da fuq do you know about emotionally supporting anyone? Look in the mirror you porcine philanderer