Shrink flation is getting dire. Barely a teaspoon of cake per slice!

Australia, how do we feel about this answer in today’s The Sydney Morning Herald quick crossword? The clue was ‘transgression’. I’m mildly offended.

‘When Lifshitz’s said “shalom” to her captors, the Hamas gunman replied with the word “salamtek”, which means “take care”.’ The world is nuts 😢 smh.com.au/world/middle-e…

Science people, is there an explanation for the not-so-random spacing of #seagulls on these two hills? #linesinnature

Congratulations Sean Rubinsztein-Dunlop!!! You deserve this

Meanwhile in the North Pole Senate… Check out this cute bit of Christmas cheer from the folk toiling to keep you up to date with #auspol Dynamic Rüd - ClausWork | Parliament of the North Pole adjourned.senate.gov.au/2023/

The Senate adjourned rather abruptly tonight. #auspol

The light off the clouds tonight is mythical #CBR

Not sure what’s going on here, but Easter was last weekend #justsaying

So well written by Annabel Crabb Please read: In Bruce Lehrmann's 'omnishambles' of a trial, Justice Michael Lee delivered a powerful lesson in shades of grey abc.net.au/news/2024-04-1…

Apt warning #auspol

Nats Fed President Kay Hull is asked if she fears regional voices will be drowned out now the Nats have split from the Libs. Her answer gets drowned out. #auspol

Has anyone ever successfully managed to consume a full bag of bean sprouts? You take a handful out one day, and by the next day they’re mush. Useby date: 3 minutes from now. Worse than #avocados

Star-crossed lovers, not cross loud protestors, for a change in the foyer of #auspol #RomeoAndJuliet #BellShakespeare