NO CONTEXT HUMANS You need to rub some salt on the coin, keep it at room temperature and shove it up your ass

Brb rotting

Called out of work and I feel lifted

How dare a bot message me when I crave human attention

Does anyone want to share a cock with me

I picked my fantasy name and no one gets it. It’s just a bit for me I guess

Can someone come ball my yarn

that hag forcing lexi to change her ig display name to her dead name oh she’s rotting in the deepest part of hell

I could watch the video of cardi saying “they’re wigs” over and over

You know I like good hands so I’m all about nacua

I’d rather have a pigeon diagnose me than AI

Will my child take a pacifier? Yes, but only to hold and stare at

Britney’s family is rotting right??

Baby just barrel rolls in the crib until sleep comes

Usually the artists playing outside are good but uh, the one today, is genuinely driving away business

Like if she was singing alone in her car. Mumbling through the versus and belting out the chorus. While the original track plays quietly on the background

Can someone come make me Mac n cheese