For a brief and shiningly NICE moment I had 69 Twitter followers & idk who you are but THANKS FOR KILLING MY VIBES

Make this lil After Happy Hour CNF editor happy by sending me some weird ass lyric essays or cool hybrid form-defying nonsense while our (FREE) subs are still open!

We've tried to come up with a new trivia team name every week and a year and a half or so in and this is the first time we thought of Rosie the Triveter

This dumb, poorly photoshopped $8 star wars themed cat calendar has, unquestionably, been one of the best purchases I have ever made

Fried eggplant & garlicky spinach pizza w/ pesto, topped w/ quick pickled shallots & fresh basil. I'm hella proud, friends

THE FACE

Are you in Pittsburgh? D you write stuff? Probably look at this!

Just got this absolutely adorable painting from an_endless_winter Ⓥ and I am in love

Having a hard time processing your feelings? Need a tasty snack? Turns out "leftover eggroll covered in taco bell hot sauce" has done very well in the clinical trial that is me

Mood

Hey guys! Read this book! I just finished @Aaron__Burch's essay collection, and it is full of delightful and poignant little nuggets, and I read a lot of it twice, and I'm not sure what else to say except it's short and I'm sure you won't regret it.

Oh shit I forgot about my Twitter again, please enjoy this picture from my #awp trip, miss you Kansas City

#awphaul

I have taken no photos since coming home from awp so pz enjoy this truckstop bathroom rumination on women

Hello here is the world's largest pitchfork, the first in your annoyingly long series of Casey Illinois pics

Inside a giant mailbox in... you guessed it, Casey Illinois

By god someone did it again: i've been reminded that i still have a twitter account