What planet is Rishi Sunak on? He’s literally promising not to implement imaginary policies that were never proposed in the first place

So much working, reading, thinking, living to do. A lifetime is not long enough.

Dorothy Stringer are monitoring the latest updates regarding Storm Ciarán and will be undertaking dynamic risk assessments over the coming days. Please ensure students have a suitable coat that will keep them warm and dry.

Made me laugh 🤣

This is one of my favourite songs of the year, and those lines "Emily, forgive me, can we/ Make it up as we go along?/ I'm twenty-seven and I don't know who I am/ But I know what I want" oh God that kills me. The being twenty seven bit. open.spotify.com/track/693xmBAO…

Fixing the carer shortage by banning carers is a bit like going for net zero by opening oil fields, or growing an economy by not trading with your neighbours, or fostering biodiversity by pumping shit into your waterways, or cutting waiting lists by building fantasy hospitals. 🧐

Rishi Sunak told Beth Rigby "That's not what the Public wants." When asked about a General Election. Like if you want a General Election RT if you really want one. Liar Rishi Sunak has to go.

Our @dramadorothystringer department were busy rehearsing all weekend and their hard work is certainly paying off. Have you got your tickets yet? ticketsource.co.uk/dorothystringe… (Doors and card-only bar open at 7pm, performance starts at 7.30pm)

Mine would've been JPR

I have just voted in the National Education Union preliminary #PayUp ballot! Gillian Keegan if this Government won't save our schools and colleges, we will. #InvestInEducation Vote now at 👉neuactivate.com

“Things I have learned from the movies" Having watched hundreds of movies, they have taught me many things that I would like to share with you today: 1. If being chased through town, you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year. 2.

Yes to all of this - feeling inspired this morning!

All hail Cold War Steve, ladies and gentlemen, all hail Cold War Steve

The timing of the election might cause problems for some, esp students coming to the end of term or those who have holidays booked (whoever they intend to vote for). The solution is to apply for a postal vote. Here’s the link to do so. Please share. gov.uk/apply-postal-v…

Every single time the Conservatives come to power they increase the size of NHS waiting lists. Please don't let them blame it on Covid or anything else; they were doing exactly the same thing in the 90s. Please RT if you think everyone should be clear on this.

I don’t speak of this often but listening to Nigel Farage in tonight’s debate I must. My dad was an immigrant. From the moment he arrived in this country he worked hard every day in labouring jobs. My most vivid recollection is of his tired & weary eyes and oil stained overalls

Emily Maitlis, "You are funny, let's be honest. You call David Cameron a posh boy but Boris Johnson has been to the exact same school and had the same upbringing, is absolutely fine" Nadine Dorries, "No no no, I have to address that" Emily Maitlis, "They're all very privileged

Can we all make sure the fact that the Greens did EXACTLY as well as Reform with a *fraction* of Reform’s money and airtime does not go unnoticed, even if the news media furiously ignores it?

What an incredible time we all had at our lower school production of Mary Poppins! We were all so proud of the talent on show and the staging was fantastic! We all came away dancing and singing the tunes. Well done to everyone involved!