“It shall be called the Super Bowl and will be a huge national event played deep into the night on Sunday when everyone must go into work on Monday.” “Why not play it on Saturday?” “Nobody knows.”

ICE's budget tripled. Agents at polling places. Exceptions for masks. No enforcement mechanisms. This is not a "list of demands." This is a surrender.

Three-time Trump voter: I voted for Trump, but I really want to apologize. I'm looking at this awful picture of the Obamas. What an embarrassment to our country. All this man does is tell lies. He is not worthy of the presidency. He takes bribes blatantly, and now he's being a

Buttigieg: In a country that amended its constitution so you could not purchase a beer and then realized it was a bad idea and amended it back, surely we can have an amendment clarifying that a corporation is not a person and money is not speech.

Lindsey Vonn didn't crash because of her ACL. She caught the tip of her ski on a gate. It was an unfortunate crash that would happened even if she hadn't torn her ACL. Sometimes, shit just happens. If she were a man, I guarantee the conversation this morning wouldn't be dumbass

this might have been the kindest and most gentle rendition of the anthem we've ever heard. it was like the vocal equivalent of a luxury fleece blanket. #SuperBowl

How I feel defending Drake Maye right now