He’s my hall pass

Mom just said me and my sister (28 & 30) “look pretty good for our age”

Every time Jimmy Carter flew Delta, he shook hands with each person on the plane. Because that's who he was. Someone who treated people as people.

My dad is loudly describing his dream on the otherwise silent shuttle bus. It is loosely just the plot of Lion king

Just a reminder that it’s not too late to get a few more mistakes in under the buzzer

All of the worst posters you know are pledging to post even more starting tomorrow

Abusing substances doesn’t do brain damage tonight btw

completely wrong shade of concealer babe

The less you eat, drink and read books; the less you go to the theatre, the dance hall, the public house; the less you think, love, theorize, sing, paint, fence, etc., the more you save—the greater becomes your treasure which neither moths nor dust will devour—your capital. The

men after watching Babygirl with their gfs

I’m a totally Self Made orphan (killed both of my parents)

David Foster Wallace saw it coming

Going for a Vyvanse walk which is when you take vyvanse and then pace headphone-less up and down the street saying to yourself I WILL GET WHAT I WANT I WILL GET WHAT I WANT I WILL GET WHAT I WANT I WILL GET WHAT I WANT

Being fat makes you look older when you’re young and younger when you’re old, whereas being skinny makes you look even younger when you’re young and even older when you’re old

Guys at Shoppers Drug Mart just asked the pharmacist if he could use a gift card to pay for his prescription meds

My mom has an amazing new feature on her iPad where you can send someone a low quality photo of fireworks

100 Greatest TV Performances of the 21st Century #79: Alison Williams as Marnie Michaels in #Girls See full ranking here: variety.com/lists/greatest…