three things are certain: death, taxes, and colman domingo having that shit on.

me on my phone at 2am knowing I have to be up by 6am

me when i see pasta :

Every time

“Whats stopping you from-” listen i am so so sleepy

when I text “interesting” this how i be looking

The women don’t get a One Shining Moment, so we took matters into our own hands. Sights and sounds from the Women’s NCAA Tournament:

"are u busy rn?" yes im listening to music .......

Me getting ready to go to sleep after napping all day 🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

"2025 is gonna be my year" Me in April:

Every time

for someone who loves to sleep so much you think I'd go to bed earlier

HER.

66' | INSTANT IMPACT!!! CHRISTEN PRESS PUTS US ON THE SCOREBOARD AFTER A SET UP BY ALANNA KENNEDY!!! #Volemos | #NWSL | #LAvUTA 1-0 | #AngelCityFC

Vintage Christen Press! 🎯 Watch the slicing and dicing on this one

if i knew how to backflip that would be my response to everything

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cuz im the oldest and the wittiest and the gossip in new york city is insidious

CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE. THE ONLY IN THE LAND ❤️

"idk i'll see" = i'm not coming, never was coming, never even considered it