The first half of this clip is Trump doing his usual ritual where he is filmed supposedly waving to an adoring crowd coming to see him off last night. The second half I zoom in to show what he’s waving at. Fake, phony, staged nonsense.

Any bars in the outskirts of MN, ND, SD or IA that would like to host me for some vikings games? I’m just looking to get out and like hanging out with the fans and getting out of the twin cities. Email me at [email protected] or message me

Sideshow Bob has a tattoo reading "Die Bart, Die" 𝗪𝗮𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗻𝗴𝘁𝗼𝗻 𝗣𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗙𝗮𝗰𝘁 𝗖𝗵𝗲𝗰𝗸: 𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘩𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘦𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘦𝘮𝘱𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘬𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵 𝘚𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘴𝘰𝘯, 𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘵𝘰𝘰 𝘪𝘴 𝘴𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘭𝘺 𝘎𝘦𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘰𝘳 "𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘉𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘵𝘩𝘦"

Is Michelle Obama dissing Biden here?

Not Gaetti Tell you what: If we're going to insist on going through the motions, let's throw four pitches while we're at it.

The right should combine its two best urban legends, and start saying Haitians immigrants in Ohio are eating *children who identify as cats* — and have been nabbing them when the kids are using their litter boxes at public school. Rogan will start talking about that for sure.

Literal quote "she wants to do transgender operations on illegal aliens that are in prison."

THAT SHE PUT OUT???

Cut him the fuck off.

This is something Frito from “Idiocracy” would watch after “Ouch! My Balls!”

First time I ever beat the average rarity score!

Doing a new thing where if I see an egregiously racist/misogynist/anti-Semitic post, I log off Twitter for the day. See ya tomorrow!

My goodness, Mark Robinson the RGA and the Trump campaign seem to be throwing you under the bus. Time to go scorched earth on your erstwhile allies.

Imagine getting to Heaven and having a council of angelshave to explain to you why Russell Brand baptizing you didn't count.

The URL for Ross Douthat ‘s debate reaction op-ed has a date in it, and it’s six days ago.

I'm sure you're all over this story, right Matt Taibbi

a year later it's still true

Lmao, I will now refer to Elon Musk as Skipping Dipshit.

Twitter is acting really weird on my phone. More Elon engineering genius?