AWSTEN KNIGHT TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! TODAY WE EAT! THE PILGRIM MEAT! *SLAMMING FISTS ON TABLE AND GRINDING MY TEETH UNTIL THEY CRACK* (っ◔◡◔)っ ♥T҉O҉D҉A҉Y҉ ҉W҉E҉ ҉E҉A҉T҉ ҉T҉H҉E҉ ҉P҉I҉L҉G҉R҉I҉M҉ ҉M҉E҉A҉T҉ ♥ 𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐀𝐘 𝐖𝐄 𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐈𝐋𝐆𝐑𝐈𝐌 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓

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VOTE FOR LUNA OR ELSE

anyone else remember the time nutter butter was in awstens stream bc wtf was that about lol

can medicare stop emailing me shit about dr oz lmao

thinking about this pic of this goofy looking doe mid chew from a few nights ago why is she staring into my soul

dad just asked me what POV means it's so over bruh

IRON LUNG IS COMING TO A THEATER NEAR ME OH MY GOD

parx fb group allowing ai posts oh it's so over

watching the theater counter for iron lung constantly increase brings me such joy

iron lung website is broke lol

HUH???? WHY DOES IT SAY 81 I LISTEN TO PARX AND SCENE QUEEN????

sister who's in the military really believes trumpet is going to give everyone in the military that 1.7k bonus or whatever and i genuinely cannot understand how my family believes this bozo but whatever

lol love being in a family of drunks and having my very drunk mother try to tell ME how to drive literally fuck off i hate it here

i love funeral grey so much