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The all important parent question for a Saturday morning… Is Die Hard a Christmas film? 🤨 #diehardisachristmasmovie #parentproblems #christmasmovies #familyfilms #mumssupportingmums #sensoryplay instagram.com/p/CWxS8hEMipU/…

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Honestly kids 🍾🤪 What are you leaving out for Santa this year? 👇 #mummeme #peterboroughmums #matleavefun #tiredmumsclub #sensoryplay #3amclub #lifewithatoddler #christmasmemes @ Peterborough,United Kingdom,UK instagram.com/p/CXvWU7BMGwP/…

Before I agree to 2022 I want to read the terms and conditions!

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Help settle a debate: is it Aunty or Auntie? How do you spell it?

Honestly could be Friday, could be Wednesday, could be January already, who knows, not me…

MY JEANS SAY "NO MORE CHRISTMAS GOODIES" BUT MY LEGGINGS ARE LIKE "WE GOT YOU, GURRRL"

Nobody claim 2022 as "your year". We're all going to walk in real slow Be good. Be quiet. Be cautious and respectful. Don't touch anything.

TRUE OR FALSE… Newborn babies can see colour when they’re born?

You spend your early 20's thinking you'll have everything together by 30, and then reach 30 and realise you're still a child who likes to eat cereal for dinner and sing along to Disney movies, except now you have bills and taxes and anxiety and can't sleep.

IM A MUM, MY HOBBIES INCLUDE NEGLECTING MY HAIR. REPEATING MYSELF OVER AND OVER, DAYDREAMING ABOUT BED TIME. CONSTANTLY PICKING UP CUSHIONS FROM THE FLOOR, AND NEVER PEEING BY MYSELF.

Sorry I didn't text you back, I probably opened the text message and in that exact moment my child tried to jump off the back of the couch onto the dining room table and then probably started demanding snacks.

You're doubting yourself meanwhile people are wondering how you do it all so effortlessly. Give yourself more credit.

At this point, if there was an apocalypse most of us will be like “whatever”

Yay, it’s the weekend!! Which means nothing when you’re a mum!

WHO KNEW THAT THE HARDEST PART OF BEING AN ADULT IS FIGURING OUT WHAT TO COOK FOR DINNER EVERY SINGLE NIGHT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE UNTIL YOU DIE…

Fact: kids have 2 stomachs. One is the meal stomach. It's about the size of a pea. This is why children cannot consume a full breakfast, lunch, dinner. The second stomach is the snack stomach. This stomach stretches and has infinite amount of space.

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