Just woke up from an awful, terrifying nightmare and now I can’t sleep till my brains forgotten about it. Which it will hopefully do any minute now 😫 it forgets my nice dreams as soon as I bloody wake up!

We gotta get a nine today 😂

Hmmm chocolate cake.

Doesn’t Sam Altman have such an annoying voice?! So hard to listen to him talk for any length of time.

Had one of those "this is my new phone number dad" text messages, so I'm just playing with them. What's interesting is they couldn't text me to ask for money, it wouldn't come through so now they're Whatsapping me. Funnily enough I shall not be giving them £1800 🤣

My husband’s never heard “ee by gum, can you your belly touch your bum” - I didn’t make this up did I? 😂

Had a nap earlier, had the maddest dream that Zonneveld was going around stealing people’s cars, including Aspinall’s 😂🤷🏼‍♀️

They did a pretty good job replicating 10 Downing Street on #HostageNetflix but they forgot the pigeonhole cabinets where you have to leave your phone (and trust no one’s gonna nick it, risky business around dodgy politicians!)

The neighbours dog barking is seriously getting me down, it’s like it’s screaming rather than barking, on and off all day long, might have to get some ear defenders 🙉 do feel so sorry for the dog though, a happy dog does not bark like that.

Why don’t boards 3 and 4 have the scores? #PDCTV #PC24

Ryan Joyce made that look hard work 😂 but he won so yay 👍🏻

PDC must be wetting themselves at the Luke Littler v Beau Greaves draw, how jealous are Sky Sports right now? 😂

Come on Beau!

Great game between Beau Greaves and Littler, she gave him a run for his money! Out scored him, better on doubles, shame she couldn’t get over the line.

Get in Bully Boy! Do like Clayton but wanna see Michael Smith back on top form.

Ah really wanted Willie O’Connor to win that!

Husband just got a Sky Sports notification about… Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce getting engaged 😂 that is ridiculous 😂

I used my white cane out on my own today for the first time, wasn’t as self conscious as I thought but does make me chuckle that if (some) people see me using my cane and then looking at my phone, they’ll think I’m a big faker 🙄😂

Just put the darts on, does Josh Rock not like Sedlacek? Felt like he didn’t wanna do fist bumps then? Awks.

Reckon Heta and Kist had a chat about winning £60k each at the worlds?